The Platypus Blog

Jul 23

zombiebutts:

thewomanfromitaly:

space-soap:

or, at least, throw a party!!

Hey, cool kids! a couple of days ago i made this post about a really fun, free dating sim called Great Personality! It looks like a few of you guys already play it. :^) If not, let me give you the cliffnotes version:

  • its free
  • it’s fucking free god bless america im broke
  • MALE, FEMALE, AND NON-BINARY ROMANCE OPTIONS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO **ALL** PLAYERS CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH???
  • 32 unique characters from all walks of life. I’m talking about different races, different economic means, different goals and dreams.
  • In case you need to re-read the last bullet point, yes I did say 32 entire routes. you are literally living in a bustling city full of attractive, single queer people. heaven is a real place and i’ve found it. (well, it’s a fictional place that can be accessed through your computer screen, but uh.)
  • it’s being broken up into four smaller games, so right now (i made this post february 2nd, 2014- check the website) you can only do 8 different routes, but most of the art is already done for the other games, so I’m fairly sure that they’ll be released soon.
  • The art and environments are so cute??? They are so cute. All the characters are drawn by different artists with unique, gorgeous art styles. The illustrations are incredible.
  • You aren’t gendered! no one uses gendered pronouns to describe you! You are a genderless entity with a name and a hometown that you enter at the beginning of your playthrough. that means: 
  • A) no awkward queer media trope bullshit! (because they don’t know whether you’re a queer couple or a heterosexual one, so there’s no opportunity for that. i can date a girl and get the same amount of respect that i would get dating a guy. no one mentions it it’s GREAT)
  • B) are you a non-binary person who’s sick of having to answer, “IS YOUR CHARACTER A BOY OR A GIRL BC OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CONCLUSIONS” for every god damn roleplaying game on the market? today is your lucky day.
  • C) You can play as yourself! Or, if you’re the writing/artsy/character-creating type, you can make an oc that you ship with the character you’re romancing! :^)
  • Out of 32 characters, you are BOUND to find someone that you like! especially because…
  • It’s based on the Meyer’s Briggs personality classification system! (that means, somewhere, there’s a character that might resemble you. pretty cool, right???) the romance is also based on the Meyer’s Briggs theories of compatibility. Your Genderless Entity self takes on certain personality traits that are complementary to the person that you are romancing. (never in an uncomfortable, i-would-never-do-that kind of way, or at least, not from my experiance!) You might even learn a thing or two about what draws you to different people!!
  • Did i mention it was free??? then what the fuck are you waiting for!??? (ps: if you like it, you should totes donate, because those artists worked their asses off.)

If you make posts about it, please put them in the #great personality tag, so we can all see them!!

ONE OF THEM IS A MERMAID AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

woah awesome

Jul 23

zombiebutts:

thewomanfromitaly:

space-soap:

or, at least, throw a party!!

Hey, cool kids! a couple of days ago i made this post about a really fun, free dating sim called Great Personality! It looks like a few of you guys already play it. :^) If not, let me give you the cliffnotes version:

  • its free
  • it’s fucking free god bless america im broke
  • MALE, FEMALE, AND NON-BINARY ROMANCE OPTIONS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO **ALL** PLAYERS CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH???
  • 32 unique characters from all walks of life. I’m talking about different races, different economic means, different goals and dreams.
  • In case you need to re-read the last bullet point, yes I did say 32 entire routes. you are literally living in a bustling city full of attractive, single queer people. heaven is a real place and i’ve found it. (well, it’s a fictional place that can be accessed through your computer screen, but uh.)
  • it’s being broken up into four smaller games, so right now (i made this post february 2nd, 2014- check the website) you can only do 8 different routes, but most of the art is already done for the other games, so I’m fairly sure that they’ll be released soon.
  • The art and environments are so cute??? They are so cute. All the characters are drawn by different artists with unique, gorgeous art styles. The illustrations are incredible.
  • You aren’t gendered! no one uses gendered pronouns to describe you! You are a genderless entity with a name and a hometown that you enter at the beginning of your playthrough. that means: 
  • A) no awkward queer media trope bullshit! (because they don’t know whether you’re a queer couple or a heterosexual one, so there’s no opportunity for that. i can date a girl and get the same amount of respect that i would get dating a guy. no one mentions it it’s GREAT)
  • B) are you a non-binary person who’s sick of having to answer, “IS YOUR CHARACTER A BOY OR A GIRL BC OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CONCLUSIONS” for every god damn roleplaying game on the market? today is your lucky day.
  • C) You can play as yourself! Or, if you’re the writing/artsy/character-creating type, you can make an oc that you ship with the character you’re romancing! :^)
  • Out of 32 characters, you are BOUND to find someone that you like! especially because…
  • It’s based on the Meyer’s Briggs personality classification system! (that means, somewhere, there’s a character that might resemble you. pretty cool, right???) the romance is also based on the Meyer’s Briggs theories of compatibility. Your Genderless Entity self takes on certain personality traits that are complementary to the person that you are romancing. (never in an uncomfortable, i-would-never-do-that kind of way, or at least, not from my experiance!) You might even learn a thing or two about what draws you to different people!!
  • Did i mention it was free??? then what the fuck are you waiting for!??? (ps: if you like it, you should totes donate, because those artists worked their asses off.)

If you make posts about it, please put them in the #great personality tag, so we can all see them!!

ONE OF THEM IS A MERMAID AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

woah awesome

Jul 23

a-lovely-russian:

nedcans:

imagine ivan trying to mock alfred’s accent

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Jul 23

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

Jul 23
Jul 23

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

Jul 23
thinkinghurts321:

cringepics:

Whoever made this should start writing sitcoms

thinkinghurts321:

cringepics:

Whoever made this should start writing sitcoms

Jul 23

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

Jul 23
deanisanactualprincess:

thanks osric i didn’t my heart anyways

deanisanactualprincess:

thanks osric i didn’t my heart anyways

Jul 23

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

Jul 23

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

Jul 23

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

Jul 23

xinternationalsmilezx:

matthewbeilschmidts:

OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!  THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A KINDER EGG. MY SISTER WENT ON A TRIP AND BOUGHT ME THIS WHILE IN ENGLAND! NOW I HAVE CANDY THAT IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN’T STOP ME AMERICA BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CANDY THAT YOU KEEP AWAY FROM US. IT WAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT HERE WHEN IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT ALSO HAS BARBIE ON IT. HOW BADASS IS THAT! AMERICA CAN’T HOLD ME BACK NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CANDY IN MY HANDS

it’s ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?! WE HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IN CANADA

Jul 23
thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

thankfulforanotherdawn:

stunningpicture:

Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.

necessary.

Jul 23

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

helotastic:

thedisassociation:

greatest weakness:

  • any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

did someone call for

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flawed

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but lovable

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misfits

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who make a

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family

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with each other?

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Where the fuck is supernatural picture?!

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here you go