The Platypus Blog

Apr 24
Apr 24

sodamnrelatable:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

Apr 24
barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24

A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

Apr 24
Apr 24
wonderlandweird:

im-a-shadow-hunter:

How tall are you? I’m like Jean ^^
Source x

…shorter than Annie, taller than Christa…

wonderlandweird:

im-a-shadow-hunter:

How tall are you? I’m like Jean ^^

Source x

…shorter than Annie, taller than Christa…

Apr 24
Apr 24

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

Apr 24
disneyfansonly:

The only Disney blog you need to follow!
Apr 24
speakingintothevoid:


skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST
MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY
ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.
THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED
EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST
PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK
SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER
AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND
HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA
HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM
HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM
FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

#so this is what passes as exciting in alabama huh

speakingintothevoid:

skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST

MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY

ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.

THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED

EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST

PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK

SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER

AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND

HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA

HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM

HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM

FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

Apr 24

I am the best dad

  • Me: I'm telling you I tell really bad dad jokes
  • Keit: Are you sure? I've heard some pretty bad ones
  • Me: I'm not sure. I'm Dad.
  • Keit: GO TO JAIL
Apr 24
meladoodle:

yes i will never buy an engagement ring until my gf scrubs a car wheel in the bathtub

meladoodle:

yes i will never buy an engagement ring until my gf scrubs a car wheel in the bathtub

Apr 24
selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going